Friday, September 2, 2016

Friday September 2, 2016 Sex

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Friday September 2, 2016
We just had the most unsatisfying sex ever, and paid through the nose for it to boot.   For a very tidy sum, we just got royally screwed by the Ecuadorian government and delivery companies in 2 countries... leaving us totally unfulfilled and angry.
After Cristina's surgery in Colombia 5 months ago, she is forced to wear these girdle-like garments for at least 6 months.  She has had 4 of these already but decided she needed another model for better comfort, and this model is $65.00 in Ecuador, but... none are available.  So she decides to order it much cheaper for $27.75 from Colombia, and gets her son to ship it.  Here is the bill from the Colombian shipper:
Yes, $46.84 to send it from Colombia.  So, if you have a calculator, this garment has now cost $74.59.
But wait, that was only part of the dirty deed, because DHL had to charge for their end of the deal, and... they didn't even deliver it to our house!!! :
So, add another $22.80 and the garment is now costing $97.39......
Oh wait, we've only had foreplay so far,...... because the Ecuadorian government needed to get in on the act too:
Yes Virginia, add $42.00 import taxes (on a $27.75 item weighing less than a pound, remember..)...
So, our trusty calculator is smoking (the obligatory cigarette) at $139.39 in total!! 

Would we ever have this rousing group sex ever again????  

That was the day's excitement,   Cheers, Al